Rebel Biscuits
I Willy Love You Valentine's Biscuit
I Willy Love You Valentine's Biscuit
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Dick biscuits. They're really the only way to say, 'I willy love you' this Valentine's Day. Size isn't everything but each biscuit measures 4.7 inches long and 2 inches 'girth' (or 3.5 inches across the balls). Each biscuit is made to order spray printed (no rice paper rubbish!) and sent in a presentation box (who doesn't want a beautifully presented willy!).
We love to customise! If this isn't quite what you were looking for, drop us a message.
Ingredients
Ingredients
INGREDIENTS
Biscuit: Vanilla biscuits contain flour, butter, vanilla and flavouring, sugar, eggs, salt and milk. Fondant icing for the frosting.
Ink: Cyan: Blue #1 - Brilliant Blue FCF (E133), Magenta: Carmoisine - Azorubin (E122)
Yellow: Yellow #5 - Tartrazin (E102), Yellow #6 - Sunset Yellow FCF (E110)
Allergen Warning: Made in a facility that handles Eggs, dairy products (milk), nuts, peanuts, Wheat (gluten), soya, sulphites, and other allergens.
We cannot guarantee that our products are free from trace amounts of these and other allergens.
Delivery
Delivery
All biscuits are handmade to order so please allow up to 7 working days processing and delivery time.
All orders will be sent Royal Mail Tracked 48 and charged a flat rate of £3.95 whether you order 1 or 100 biscuits.
The Biscuit.
The Biscuit.
The biscuits are made to order in an English style shortbread with caramel and vanilla undertones. How do they taste?
They taste like the first biscuit you ever ate, or the one your mother told you not to eat before dinner, a soft snap like the perfect comeback, golden warmth like discovering the last one in the tin, optimistic as the 1st cup of tea in the morning.
Try and eat them within 3 weeks of delivery as that's when they'll taste the best but they are fine (if a bit hard) for up to 6 weeks.
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